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Previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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I have made arrangements amongst the townsfolk to investigate the ailment of our faer little city.

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Well I've got a bracer that I stram on.

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Lipsinki. What is it that this bracer does?

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Press the diamond and it shoots out and it's a never-dulling shovel that I used to dig my holes.

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It lets you in and you enter the basement. It's just back and down the hall there.

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Guys, there's something on the other side of that door groaning.

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You see skeletons in corners of this room decorating the walls all around.

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You see a giant rib cage circling the center of this room.

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If you've lost something in this world, Orcus can provide it back to you.

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Who knows what's on the other side, but we're about to find out.

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We flash to Lipsinki and Vorunax, jumping backwards through the open portal.

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The sound of bones crunching echoes out into the stale air.

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Welcome to the promised land, Miss Pipdigons.

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This is Thanatos, the home of our Demon Prince and Lord of the Undead, Orcus.

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Why did you bring me to this cursed place?

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There are some beings with special abilities that the Demon Prince is taking an interest in.

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You? You are one of those beings.

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Hello? Is there somebody there? Can I hear you?

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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons. We're a D&D 5th edition actual play podcast,

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and I'm your Dungeon Master Russ More, and with me today is Tom Lair.

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Hey, that's me. Yep. And today I will be playing Flint Firebeard.

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And Amy More.

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That's me as well, and I'll be playing Thea Amastasia.

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And the cat came back the very next day. It's Karla Maxted.

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That's me. I will be playing TBD. I guess we'll find out together.

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This is our new gimmick we have where we just keep killing Karla off.

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I mean, I'd prefer it if I could last more than two episodes.

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So let's see what happens this time. I liked her. She was real fun.

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We don't know that she's dead. She's not dead.

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She got sucked into a portal. Who knows when she'll be back?

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Who knows? This is a big universe out there.

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Maybe we'll do a spinoff with Lip Sinky and whoever my new character is tonight.

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Oh, that's fun.

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So you guys can have a week off.

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Okay. Just be me on an adventure with myself.

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That just sounds like life.

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Where we have lots of adventures is over on Patreon. Patreon.com

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slash dumb dragon cast. There's one shot adventures. There's other arcs.

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There's a whole bunch of cool things happening. And when you are a patron of ours,

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you get an episode dedicated to you like today's patron, Joshua Dixon.

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Thanks, Joshua. Thank you.

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And now, unless there's anything else that we should talk about, I don't think so.

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Fuck it. Let's play D&D.

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Flint and Thea, you find yourselves in the basement of an orcas stronghold, if you will.

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Vorunax has just pulled Lip Sinky through a portal.

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Into what you can presume to be the abyss.

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You hear coming down the hall, the moaning of zombies.

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The ground beneath you begins to shake.

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And shooting up from the ground are skeletal arms that begin grabbing at your legs.

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So what's the game plan here? We got to get out of here.

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I'm like, I'm like lifting my leg and like kicking. I'm like, well, I think the game plan

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is we leave alive and we try not to, I don't know, kill anybody else that doesn't deserve

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being killed.

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Okay. So how do you, how do you think we get out of here?

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I'm continually stomping fingers, skeletal-y fingers.

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Oh yeah, no, I picture Flint like a little boy kicking at a puddle.

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Like he's just kicking hands out of the way.

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You know, back down the hall you came where you hear the zombies coming from,

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there were various offshoots taking you back up to street level.

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In this room you see no other egresses except for the one you came in.

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Is my monkey finger a monkey finger?

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In this room you see no other egresses except for the one you came in.

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Is my monkey finger still in effect?

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How long does it last?

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As long as a normal monkey finger does, Russ.

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As long as I need it to.

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Well, I don't know because it's no longer on my sheet.

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I have-

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You deleted it off your sheet?

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Yeah, because I used it. It's a one time use only thing.

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But continuity.

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Well, that's all I have.

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Whoa!

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I can't remember the real name for it.

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Protection from undead.

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From the undead.

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Up to 10 minutes.

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Oh, then yes, it's absolute.

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You cracked it when you started going down into the place.

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Okay, you've got like a minute left.

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No, it's okay. I can't remember what it does.

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Okay, it's no longer in effect because you deleted it off your page.

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You dropped it way back there.

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You know, it got sucked through the portal.

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You don't even have it.

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Down in the down in the abyss somewhere, there's a bunch of undead just being like,

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I can't go near this spot.

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Good. That makes Thea very happy to know that she's interrupted some undead lives.

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Some undead lives?

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That's right.

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Yeah.

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Just roll with it.

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Yes, the unliving in the abyss.

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What's the undead that are now just outside the doorway?

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I say we, you know, GTFO.

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So we gotta carve our way through these guys?

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Yeah, you first.

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All right.

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As you begin to move, make a strength check.

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Who?

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Both of you because there are skeletons grabbing at your legs.

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Um, I've had worse things grabbing at my legs before Russ.

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How's a six?

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Oh, not as good as my 19.

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Well, you don't have to rub it in.

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No, Amy, I felt like you needed to know.

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Flint, you begin to charge towards the door and you hear Thea fall to the ground.

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That was my fault.

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As the skeleton arms are grabbing you and begin hitting you.

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I'm screaming, no touchy.

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You take 14 bludgeoning damage.

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Well, shit, ironically, muscular skeletons.

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Hey, there's a lot of hands.

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Now, if I remember correctly, Russ, Thea was closer to the door than I was

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because I'd made my way in to fight certain things.

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It would make sense considering I had taken like no damage.

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You know, you went in into the back of the room

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because you were trying to sneak sneak around.

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I can't remember that.

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That's what I wanted to do.

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I'll take your word for it.

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So she's a little ways back there.

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Yeah.

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All right.

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Go on without me.

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Just kidding.

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Just kidding.

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Flint, help.

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All right.

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All right.

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I'm on it.

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I'm on it.

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I'm going to head over to her and I guess pull her up.

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Yeah, make a strength check once you get there

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and then that'll be to get you both out.

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23.

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You lift her handily up and out, shattering bones

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as she flies up into the air and now is riding piggyback.

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Perfect.

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Let's do as you charge towards the door.

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You see just passing the first set of stairs.

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The undead horde is in front of you.

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You probably should put me down.

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I'm I'm not going to help you out in battle like this.

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Yeah.

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I mean, you can just hop off any time I get down.

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I dismount.

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So just for further play here,

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we're not really going to initiative this.

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We're going to more skills challenge it and then see how we go.

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So you describe what you want to do and then we'll justify it.

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Okay.

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I'm thinking insight.

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What do these undead really want?

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What's their motivation for this?

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I would like to use acrobatics because Thea growing up

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was put into an academy as was all higher up.

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Like, I don't care about your backstory.

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How are you using it?

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Oh, I'm going to dance my way through them all.

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Like, like, like slide and like bend and yeah.

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So you're going to do the thriller to get to the stairs.

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Yes.

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All right.

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Roll me in acrobatics.

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You describe to me what you do and then I'll tell you what happens.

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Uh, I just, I'm like, I got this and I,

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and I run toward the horde and, and I'm aiming for in between

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and I'm trying to move very quickly.

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So I'm like sidestepping and like,

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like trying to do like a twirl and then like shimmy between a couple others

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and like just essentially outmaneuver them and go faster than they are.

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Cause you know, they're pretty slow.

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They're not like walking dead zombies or no.

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What are the other one?

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28 days later.

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28 day later zombies.

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Oh, those fast zombies.

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You get up and you like, it's like last second,

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you turn to tell Flint what you're going to do

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and then the zombies reach out for you

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and, uh, you are going to take, uh, 16 bludgeoning damage

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as they reach for you and beat you.

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Oh, that didn't work.

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Uh, okay.

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Is she like in the middle of them or is she still on my side?

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She's still on your side.

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She didn't get very far.

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Thea, check this out.

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And I pull out my rod of lordly might

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and I make it grow.

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Yep.

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That's what happens.

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Uh, I hit the fifth button on it and it becomes a portable battering ram

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used to usually break down doors,

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but let's just break down some zombies.

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All right.

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I like where your head's at.

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Uh, so Thea, you're going to help me with this

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and we're going to, uh, gain an advantage

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on any strength check we use, uh, when, uh, when doing this bad boy.

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Go for it.

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So I guess we're going to go with athletics for this one, Russ.

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And not only do we gain advantage, uh,

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but I gain a plus 10 bonus on the strength check as well.

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Made to break through doors, barricades, or other barriers.

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Barriers?

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I mean, it's a barricade of zombies.

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It's a barrier.

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All right.

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It's a barrier just stops you from doing something.

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Right? Uh, first one's a 25, but I'll roll again

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because I have advantage.

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Why not?

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Oh, only a 24 that time.

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24 wouldn't have done it.

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So good thing you have the 25.

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Oh, good thing I rolled the 25.

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Um, okay.

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You got, uh, you got any damage on that

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or does that just, is the thing that happens?

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Uh, I mean, I imagine it just like busts open

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whatever I'm trying to bust open.

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Okay. So you rush forward picking Thea up,

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like she just grabs onto it.

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Yeah. I'm pretending to like help,

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but really I'm just being kind of carried along.

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Motivational boost.

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And you crash through the first wave of zombies,

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which clears you past the staircase,

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leading back up to the street there.

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Arms and legs and heads and everything

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are flying down the hall.

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Super idea.

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Let's head up these stairs.

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Yeah. I mean, let's just get out of here

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as quick as possible.

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You run up the stairs and you find yourself

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back in the hospital towards the back

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of where, uh, the building is.

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You come down the hall where you knew Lipsinki's room.

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You recognize where Lipsinki's room to be,

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but there's something different about this.

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As you step into it,

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it's like an illusion begins to fade on the walls.

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And it goes from being a very nice room

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to an old broken down rotting building.

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You see the doorways even before the illusion,

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uh, dropped that were open or were closed.

253
00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:48,800
Most of them have been broken open

254
00:12:49,680 --> 00:12:50,720
all except one.

255
00:12:51,680 --> 00:12:53,840
Both of you make a perception check.

256
00:12:58,560 --> 00:12:59,520
Oh, not 20.

257
00:12:59,520 --> 00:13:02,160
Oh, well, 27.

258
00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:05,120
I feel like even though I don't have as big of a bonus,

259
00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:05,920
mine is somehow better.

260
00:13:05,920 --> 00:13:06,640
I know, me too.

261
00:13:06,640 --> 00:13:08,480
Both of you begin running down this hallway

262
00:13:08,480 --> 00:13:11,440
and you see movement towards the one closed door.

263
00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:16,000
Underneath it, you see the snout of a rat poke out.

264
00:13:16,639 --> 00:13:19,679
Do you think there's anything in behind that door?

265
00:13:19,679 --> 00:13:20,799
I don't know, maybe.

266
00:13:20,799 --> 00:13:22,879
If there are rats there and they haven't run yet.

267
00:13:24,879 --> 00:13:26,960
I mean, we still got this battering ram in action.

268
00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:28,240
Why don't you just take it down real quick?

269
00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:30,080
Yeah, you take that door down.

270
00:13:30,080 --> 00:13:30,559
All right.

271
00:13:32,159 --> 00:13:32,720
Yeah, go ahead.

272
00:13:33,360 --> 00:13:34,320
It was all right, Russ.

273
00:13:34,960 --> 00:13:35,519
It's all right.

274
00:13:35,519 --> 00:13:36,080
It's all right.

275
00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:36,960
He can do it.

276
00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:37,679
Okay.

277
00:13:37,679 --> 00:13:38,879
I mean, it was 27.

278
00:13:38,879 --> 00:13:41,279
Before you do that, that definitely is good.

279
00:13:41,279 --> 00:13:43,039
The rat on the other side of the door is like,

280
00:13:43,039 --> 00:13:43,679
the fuck?

281
00:13:45,039 --> 00:13:45,600
God damn.

282
00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:48,000
The rat runs out and sees you running towards it

283
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:51,519
and it begins making gestures towards you.

284
00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:55,519
And it turns around, runs back under the door

285
00:13:55,519 --> 00:13:57,200
as Flint barrels through.

286
00:13:59,519 --> 00:14:00,240
Killing the rat.

287
00:14:01,519 --> 00:14:03,920
Was the gesture one that conveyed like,

288
00:14:03,920 --> 00:14:05,759
please break this door down?

289
00:14:05,759 --> 00:14:07,120
Make an insight check.

290
00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:08,560
Can I make an animal handily?

291
00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:11,200
You're not handling the animal.

292
00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:11,840
Not yet.

293
00:14:11,840 --> 00:14:15,200
That's a 14.

294
00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:16,000
That's a 22.

295
00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:19,440
Yeah, I mean, both of you get the feeling

296
00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:22,080
that it was trying to get you to do something,

297
00:14:22,960 --> 00:14:25,840
but as you barrel through the door, who do they see?

298
00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:30,639
They see the rat, Perseus.

299
00:14:31,759 --> 00:14:40,000
They also see a very tall, big, strong humanoid male,

300
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:45,600
like six foot four, 240, big, big fella.

301
00:14:46,559 --> 00:14:52,080
He has kind of like long, dark, graggly kind of hair

302
00:14:52,799 --> 00:14:58,320
and his skin is really like white, gray and modeled

303
00:14:58,320 --> 00:15:04,000
and not fresh looking, let's say.

304
00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:07,919
As we batter our way in there, I'm like,

305
00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:11,040
who are you?

306
00:15:12,880 --> 00:15:16,240
Well, I've had many names.

307
00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:20,720
I've been called Artemis or Mourn or Granger or Lee.

308
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:23,040
Okay, no, okay, yeah, no, that's great.

309
00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:24,160
What's your name today?

310
00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:26,640
We've got some shit happening behind us.

311
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,280
Yeah, undead hordes coming.

312
00:15:30,080 --> 00:15:31,040
Why didn't you say so?

313
00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:34,080
Let's deal with that first.

314
00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:39,840
Oh, I mean, our plan is to get out of here.

315
00:15:39,840 --> 00:15:41,920
We're straight up leaving.

316
00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:44,320
Are you coming with?

317
00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:46,800
Yes, of course, of course, I'm coming with.

318
00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:47,759
Are you a captor here?

319
00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:51,680
Am I a captor?

320
00:15:53,040 --> 00:15:54,960
Did I lock myself in this cell?

321
00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:56,320
Did you capture yourself?

322
00:15:56,320 --> 00:16:05,120
I'm like, wait, she did say the wrong word, right?

323
00:16:05,120 --> 00:16:07,040
It really took me a minute to be like.

324
00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:10,800
Yeah, no, she definitely asked if you were a captor.

325
00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:12,560
I'm under a lot of pressure here.

326
00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:15,040
My monkey finger stopped working.

327
00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:20,320
Have you been captured?

328
00:16:20,320 --> 00:16:21,200
There we go.

329
00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:25,360
I have, I came to town just days ago and I ended up.

330
00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:33,280
Here they had this plan and the undead and I didn't want to help, so I ended up here.

331
00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:37,840
Yeah, that Varnarx is a real piece of something.

332
00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:38,560
Is this your rat?

333
00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:40,560
Oh, this is Perseus.

334
00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:41,840
Super cute.

335
00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:42,960
OK, let's get out of here.

336
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:47,520
You head back out down the hallway and towards the front of the building

337
00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:51,680
and you hear rumbling coming from behind you

338
00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:56,160
as the building begins to fall in on itself down at the far end.

339
00:16:56,879 --> 00:17:01,440
You get to the door and you look out the window and in the muddy bunny alley

340
00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:09,279
you see zombies and skeletons closing in on the front door.

341
00:17:10,080 --> 00:17:14,000
Across from you, you see the wall of the muddy bunny pet store

342
00:17:14,799 --> 00:17:19,120
and there is a ladder that goes up that wall along that building.

343
00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:21,920
Are there still bunnies in the shop window?

344
00:17:23,120 --> 00:17:23,620
Yes.

345
00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:25,120
OK.

346
00:17:25,120 --> 00:17:26,160
Make a perception check.

347
00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:28,580
12.

348
00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:31,920
It looks like there's bunnies still in that building.

349
00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:38,560
OK, I yell, look, there's a ladder, but I'm going to try something

350
00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:45,360
and I smashed the glass to the muddy bunny pet shop

351
00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:53,360
and I want to use animal handling to tell the animals to start attacking the undead.

352
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,040
That's right.

353
00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:57,040
Monty Python style.

354
00:17:57,040 --> 00:17:58,640
That's not where I thought that was going.

355
00:17:58,640 --> 00:17:59,840
It's where it went.

356
00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:03,380
May I?

357
00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:08,000
Yeah, sure.

358
00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:10,960
This is why I'm on the podcast.

359
00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:13,040
No other reason.

360
00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:16,000
That's a 16.

361
00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:19,120
So what are you smashing the glass with?

362
00:18:19,120 --> 00:18:21,200
I grab a brick from the derelict building.

363
00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:28,160
And you throw it through the glass and it shatters, drawing the attention of some of the zombies.

364
00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:30,640
And you see these bunnies hop out.

365
00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:35,680
And as they hop out into the street, the illusion fades on the pet shop

366
00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:37,360
and they too are zombies.

367
00:18:38,559 --> 00:18:41,759
And they come rushing towards you as well.

368
00:18:42,319 --> 00:18:43,279
This is awful.

369
00:18:43,279 --> 00:18:44,160
Oh no.

370
00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:45,360
Guys, I made it worse.

371
00:18:45,360 --> 00:18:46,080
I made it worse.

372
00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:46,880
Go up the ladder.

373
00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:50,160
Typical Thea behavior.

374
00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:54,319
Couldn't have a horde of bunnies, could I?

375
00:18:54,319 --> 00:18:57,039
Just couldn't give me even a horde of bunnies.

376
00:18:57,039 --> 00:18:57,539
Okay.

377
00:18:59,360 --> 00:19:02,400
I'm sorry, I didn't catch which name you actually gave yourself.

378
00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:02,880
I did.

379
00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:03,440
If you did.

380
00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:04,400
Okay, okay.

381
00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:05,120
She didn't say anything.

382
00:19:05,120 --> 00:19:05,759
Then you are up.

383
00:19:07,279 --> 00:19:07,779
Sure.

384
00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:12,240
Carla, you're up.

385
00:19:12,240 --> 00:19:12,880
Kind sir.

386
00:19:13,759 --> 00:19:15,840
You two, take the ladder.

387
00:19:15,840 --> 00:19:16,720
Go first.

388
00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:17,440
I'll follow you.

389
00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:22,240
Okay, I don't know you.

390
00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:23,759
I don't really like having you at my back.

391
00:19:23,759 --> 00:19:26,400
But at the same time, I just let loose a bunch of zombie bunnies.

392
00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:27,200
So, okay.

393
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,600
The two of you begin to scramble up the ladder.

394
00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:32,160
Are you doing something in particular or are you just following in behind?

395
00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:33,440
I'm just following in behind.

396
00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:37,200
All right, make a dexterity check.

397
00:19:39,759 --> 00:19:42,000
It's a whopping seven.

398
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,200
This big beefy boy.

399
00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:44,799
Not that dexterous, surprisingly.

400
00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:49,279
Should also make a distraction check because my fine ass is right above you.

401
00:19:50,160 --> 00:19:52,079
Probably slowing you down just staring at it.

402
00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:56,240
Flint and Thea, you run and rush up the ladder.

403
00:19:56,240 --> 00:20:03,119
And you hear behind you more of a slower pace with your new friend

404
00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:08,639
as they begin to climb up the ladder and zombies grab onto your legs

405
00:20:08,639 --> 00:20:10,160
as you get a few rungs up.

406
00:20:10,799 --> 00:20:11,440
Oh no.

407
00:20:12,639 --> 00:20:14,079
Oh wait, I don't know this though.

408
00:20:14,079 --> 00:20:14,720
I'm not looking.

409
00:20:15,519 --> 00:20:18,799
Okay, I am just going to try to kick at them.

410
00:20:18,799 --> 00:20:23,680
So, I guess like an unarmed strike probably.

411
00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:25,839
Is that how you want me to play that?

412
00:20:25,839 --> 00:20:27,919
Yeah, just a straight strength.

413
00:20:32,559 --> 00:20:34,720
So, strength check is 18.

414
00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:41,919
Yeah, you manage to kick free and begin re-ascending the ladder.

415
00:20:42,639 --> 00:20:44,240
All three of you make it to the top.

416
00:20:45,279 --> 00:20:48,639
And it's only, well, this was probably one of the taller buildings.

417
00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:50,160
It's three stories high.

418
00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:54,160
So, you are up at the top of this building.

419
00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:58,640
Next building surrounding it is at least a story down.

420
00:20:59,360 --> 00:21:02,400
You look out and you see just,

421
00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:06,640
there weren't a huge number of people,

422
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:10,720
but there is a considerable amount of zombies and skeletons.

423
00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:14,720
And you see that same illusion on some of the people

424
00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:18,560
that you described as fish-eyed or dead fish-eyed.

425
00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:25,520
And it's fading and it's showing that they, in fact, were zombies as well.

426
00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:28,720
But all surrounding the building that you're in

427
00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:32,320
and moving towards from the city itself are undead.

428
00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:35,680
I kick the ladder over.

429
00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:39,680
I don't know if the undead can climb ladders, so.

430
00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:42,080
You look down as you kick it over

431
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,240
and you see skeletons that were trying to climb up.

432
00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:48,160
Not today.

433
00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:49,680
Okay.

434
00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:52,720
It is Flint's turn.

435
00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:53,759
Your lotto's turn.

436
00:21:53,759 --> 00:21:57,759
Off in the distance, you hear the flapping of wings.

437
00:21:58,640 --> 00:22:02,160
And you see Donnie coming up and over the horizon,

438
00:22:03,359 --> 00:22:05,759
moving slower than he usually does.

439
00:22:05,759 --> 00:22:09,519
And then you hear the neighing of horses towards the tavern.

440
00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:12,319
Are the horses zombies?

441
00:22:12,319 --> 00:22:13,279
You can't see them.

442
00:22:13,279 --> 00:22:15,920
Oh my god, why would you even put that thought

443
00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:18,000
into Russ's mind?

444
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:21,200
Well, everything else seems to be fucking zombies.

445
00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:25,840
All right, so we're on a three-story building.

446
00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:27,759
The ladder behind us was the way up.

447
00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:34,960
Am I able to perceive any sort of path down from here

448
00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:36,560
that looks relatively safe?

449
00:22:37,279 --> 00:22:38,560
Or at least free of zombies?

450
00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:39,840
And I'm willing to risk it otherwise.

451
00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:40,800
Out of all perception.

452
00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:44,320
I can do that.

453
00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:45,919
It's a 14.

454
00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:53,039
You see off to the far side from where you came up,

455
00:22:53,039 --> 00:22:56,639
the building opens onto one of the main streets.

456
00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:03,439
You see a couple canopies on the far side

457
00:23:03,439 --> 00:23:05,759
on the building across the street from you

458
00:23:05,759 --> 00:23:09,039
and one a little further down on the same building

459
00:23:09,039 --> 00:23:10,079
that you are standing.

460
00:23:10,319 --> 00:23:17,199
A couple canopies that maybe would provide some assistance.

461
00:23:17,839 --> 00:23:19,039
Could totally bounce off one.

462
00:23:19,039 --> 00:23:20,000
Do these canopies-

463
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:20,960
Alydin style.

464
00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:21,439
I was going to say,

465
00:23:22,319 --> 00:23:25,919
do these canopies appear to be like the soft canvassy type

466
00:23:25,919 --> 00:23:28,319
that I will like land nicely into

467
00:23:28,319 --> 00:23:31,119
or the hard type that I will bounce off of

468
00:23:31,119 --> 00:23:32,399
and then roll onto the next one

469
00:23:32,399 --> 00:23:33,919
and then comically bounce off that one

470
00:23:33,919 --> 00:23:35,359
and roll down to the street?

471
00:23:35,359 --> 00:23:37,199
I mean, they seem fabric-like.

472
00:23:37,199 --> 00:23:39,919
You can't tell exactly what kind of fabric with that roll.

473
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:44,480
They seem not hard bouncy.

474
00:23:46,559 --> 00:23:49,039
And then it's not zombie-free

475
00:23:49,039 --> 00:23:51,279
but there are fewer zombies than the other side.

476
00:23:53,599 --> 00:23:55,839
Okay, well less zombie seems like the way to go.

477
00:23:56,639 --> 00:23:57,759
How far up?

478
00:23:57,759 --> 00:23:59,599
We're three stories up, so roughly 30 feet?

479
00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:03,119
Yes, so to the ground you're 30 feet.

480
00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:06,399
To the canopy on the building that you're on,

481
00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:09,680
you're probably 20 feet across.

482
00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:11,120
You know, it's 10 feet down.

483
00:24:11,120 --> 00:24:13,360
Just do a little pythagorean theorem.

484
00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:15,040
Just a little quick math.

485
00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:19,040
Well, I'm thinking I can use that rod of lordly might again

486
00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:21,440
and turn it into a 50-foot ladder.

487
00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:23,280
There you go.

488
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:26,640
I will hit button number four,

489
00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:31,440
hook this ladder onto like the rooftop that we're on

490
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:34,320
and throw the rest down to the street.

491
00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:37,440
No roll required.

492
00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:38,160
That's a ladder.

493
00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:39,600
Perfect.

494
00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:40,160
You climb down.

495
00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:43,120
But I will do like the fun thing

496
00:24:43,120 --> 00:24:45,280
where people like slide down ladders

497
00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:47,200
instead of climbing down them all slowly.

498
00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:48,720
That's going to require a dex check.

499
00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:49,759
Yeah, there we go.

500
00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:52,960
That's more like it.

501
00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:57,600
That is, with bonus, a 16.

502
00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:01,840
Yes, so the two of you see Flint

503
00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:04,880
hit another button on his rod of lordly might

504
00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:07,280
and the ladder comes forth

505
00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:09,760
and he throws it down and says a cool line

506
00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:15,360
just dropping in as he jumps over the edge

507
00:25:15,360 --> 00:25:17,440
sliding down towards the street.

508
00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:19,280
Do you two follow?

509
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:21,200
I look over the edge.

510
00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:23,680
Have I seen Donnie?

511
00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:25,040
Yeah, oh yeah.

512
00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:26,160
Okay, I look over the edge.

513
00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:29,440
I'm like, Flint, you go on ahead.

514
00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:32,400
Go maybe, I don't know, to the horses.

515
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:34,720
Donnie's not looking so well up there.

516
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:35,920
He's flying weird.

517
00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:37,279
I'm going to go check him out.

518
00:25:38,559 --> 00:25:39,839
And for your new friend,

519
00:25:39,839 --> 00:25:41,600
you see a dragon off in the distance

520
00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:42,960
coming towards you

521
00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:44,400
and them talking about Donnie.

522
00:25:47,039 --> 00:25:49,039
Leave that up to you if you make a connection.

523
00:25:49,039 --> 00:25:49,539
Kay?

524
00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:52,240
Are you not going to answer me, Tom?

525
00:25:53,120 --> 00:25:53,620
Kay?

526
00:25:55,759 --> 00:25:58,160
I didn't know that was the universal sign of

527
00:25:58,160 --> 00:25:59,200
are you okay?

528
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:00,799
No, I think she was saying-

529
00:26:00,799 --> 00:26:01,680
Oh, the instructions.

530
00:26:02,319 --> 00:26:03,039
Got it.

531
00:26:03,039 --> 00:26:04,319
Sorry, I'm having a day today.

532
00:26:04,319 --> 00:26:05,679
You're having a day today.

533
00:26:05,679 --> 00:26:06,879
You've splatted on the ground,

534
00:26:06,879 --> 00:26:08,079
so she knows you're not okay.

535
00:26:08,639 --> 00:26:09,279
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

536
00:26:09,279 --> 00:26:11,200
No, I'm horribly hurt.

537
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:13,200
No, let's take that again.

538
00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:14,079
I lean over the edge.

539
00:26:14,079 --> 00:26:15,039
I'm very badly hurt.

540
00:26:16,319 --> 00:26:18,159
I think the wound is ganged at us.

541
00:26:19,439 --> 00:26:20,960
I'm just very badly burned.

542
00:26:21,679 --> 00:26:25,039
I lean, I just peek my head over the edge

543
00:26:25,039 --> 00:26:28,079
and I say, Donnie's not flying too good up there.

544
00:26:28,079 --> 00:26:29,599
Gwok and I are going to go check him out.

545
00:26:31,359 --> 00:26:31,859
Got it.

546
00:26:32,580 --> 00:26:34,900
And I look to our big gray buddy and I'm like,

547
00:26:34,900 --> 00:26:35,400
You cool?

548
00:26:37,300 --> 00:26:37,800
I...

549
00:26:40,180 --> 00:26:42,020
I guess I'll go help your friend.

550
00:26:42,740 --> 00:26:44,260
Okay, yes, that sounds good.

551
00:26:44,260 --> 00:26:50,100
Okay, and I throw, I take out my serpentine jade owl

552
00:26:50,100 --> 00:26:51,940
and I say, Gwok, I need you.

553
00:26:51,940 --> 00:26:55,060
And I throw it in the air and a giant eagle appears.

554
00:26:55,620 --> 00:26:56,120
Nope.

555
00:26:56,820 --> 00:26:57,320
Why?

556
00:26:57,700 --> 00:26:58,900
Because you don't have an eagle.

557
00:26:59,540 --> 00:27:00,980
A giant eagle appears.

558
00:27:01,860 --> 00:27:03,060
Hey, we're both having days.

559
00:27:03,060 --> 00:27:04,660
I haven't so much having a day.

560
00:27:06,340 --> 00:27:07,220
Let's try that again.

561
00:27:07,220 --> 00:27:09,380
But this time I know what my animal is

562
00:27:09,380 --> 00:27:10,900
that I've had for the past three or four years.

563
00:27:10,900 --> 00:27:12,660
We only talked about it 30 minutes ago.

564
00:27:12,660 --> 00:27:13,540
We sure did.

565
00:27:14,820 --> 00:27:17,220
I take out my jade serpentine owl.

566
00:27:17,220 --> 00:27:18,100
Didn't I even say that?

567
00:27:18,100 --> 00:27:18,600
You did.

568
00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:19,100
Oh, damn it.

569
00:27:21,300 --> 00:27:22,500
There's the switcheroo.

570
00:27:22,500 --> 00:27:23,460
That's the twist.

571
00:27:23,460 --> 00:27:24,980
Yes, it's the surprise.

572
00:27:26,180 --> 00:27:28,019
And I say, Gwok, I need you.

573
00:27:28,019 --> 00:27:31,859
And I throw it into the air and a giant owl appears.

574
00:27:34,579 --> 00:27:35,299
No, no.

575
00:27:37,059 --> 00:27:38,259
Not a giant pigeon.

576
00:27:39,539 --> 00:27:40,259
Disappointing.

577
00:27:40,259 --> 00:27:41,059
I get on her back.

578
00:27:41,779 --> 00:27:42,279
Right.

579
00:27:43,139 --> 00:27:43,859
Fly to dawn.

580
00:27:44,900 --> 00:27:46,019
Owl flies off.

581
00:27:47,539 --> 00:27:49,139
You climb down the ladder.

582
00:27:49,700 --> 00:27:50,200
Yes.

583
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:51,220
Karla character?

584
00:27:51,220 --> 00:27:52,339
Karla character.

585
00:27:52,339 --> 00:27:53,460
What would you like me to call you?

586
00:27:55,619 --> 00:27:56,579
Your majesty.

587
00:27:58,019 --> 00:28:06,660
I'm sorry, Ross, tonight's a mess already.

588
00:28:06,660 --> 00:28:07,139
That's good.

589
00:28:07,139 --> 00:28:07,859
I love it.

590
00:28:07,859 --> 00:28:09,220
Probably not that.

591
00:28:13,139 --> 00:28:14,980
You can go with like a characteristic

592
00:28:14,980 --> 00:28:16,740
or like you can just call you beefy boy.

593
00:28:17,379 --> 00:28:17,859
Sure.

594
00:28:17,859 --> 00:28:18,579
Beefy boy.

595
00:28:18,579 --> 00:28:18,980
Perfect.

596
00:28:22,980 --> 00:28:25,779
Yes, I went down the ladder to follow Flint.

597
00:28:25,779 --> 00:28:26,099
All right.

598
00:28:26,099 --> 00:28:27,940
Did you do a cool dude style like Flint?

599
00:28:28,740 --> 00:28:30,340
No, I didn't think it was that cool.

600
00:28:31,140 --> 00:28:32,420
Once you get down to the bottom,

601
00:28:33,460 --> 00:28:36,740
you make your move to go catch up towards Flint.

602
00:28:36,740 --> 00:28:40,820
Both of you make an attack roll as zombies are coming near you.

603
00:28:45,380 --> 00:28:45,880
12.

604
00:28:47,460 --> 00:28:47,960
17.

605
00:28:51,299 --> 00:28:56,740
Both of you strike into a couple zombies as they come towards you,

606
00:28:56,740 --> 00:29:03,380
knocking them clear and you make your way back towards the tavern.

607
00:29:09,299 --> 00:29:11,700
We're here in the middle and we're back now.

608
00:29:13,380 --> 00:29:14,420
We're here and we're back.

609
00:29:14,420 --> 00:29:15,059
We're both of them.

610
00:29:15,059 --> 00:29:16,500
We're here and we're back.

611
00:29:16,500 --> 00:29:16,980
And we're back.

612
00:29:16,980 --> 00:29:18,180
It's like we never left.

613
00:29:18,180 --> 00:29:18,980
Hey, we're here.

614
00:29:18,980 --> 00:29:20,740
Except Tom left because he's not here.

615
00:29:20,740 --> 00:29:21,700
Yeah, Tom.

616
00:29:21,700 --> 00:29:22,420
But he'll be back.

617
00:29:23,539 --> 00:29:25,539
You just heard his voice because he was in the episode,

618
00:29:25,539 --> 00:29:28,339
but now he's in Mexico and then in five minutes he'll be back.

619
00:29:29,539 --> 00:29:30,579
You don't have to miss him for too long.

620
00:29:30,579 --> 00:29:31,379
You don't have to miss him.

621
00:29:32,019 --> 00:29:32,899
We've been missing him.

622
00:29:32,899 --> 00:29:33,460
We have been.

623
00:29:33,460 --> 00:29:34,180
But you don't have to.

624
00:29:34,180 --> 00:29:35,460
No, he's there.

625
00:29:35,460 --> 00:29:38,819
Where we would like to go with this is we just gave away

626
00:29:39,619 --> 00:29:45,299
two copies of Baldur's Gate, The Descent into Avernus.

627
00:29:45,299 --> 00:29:49,139
And we want to thank you for participating in our contest.

628
00:29:49,139 --> 00:29:50,099
So many people did.

629
00:29:50,099 --> 00:29:51,379
It was awesome.

630
00:29:51,379 --> 00:29:52,180
It's so nice.

631
00:29:52,180 --> 00:29:54,740
So many people left reviews and subscribed

632
00:29:54,740 --> 00:29:57,859
and just filled our cold little hearts.

633
00:29:57,859 --> 00:29:59,700
Our cold dead hearts.

634
00:29:59,700 --> 00:30:05,299
I love when we do contests like this that just encourage you guys to just say nice stuff.

635
00:30:05,299 --> 00:30:05,779
I know.

636
00:30:05,779 --> 00:30:07,059
It's so self-serving.

637
00:30:07,059 --> 00:30:10,099
It's so kind of gross, but I love it.

638
00:30:10,099 --> 00:30:16,339
But I love it because I really feel like a lot of these are like good and honest.

639
00:30:16,339 --> 00:30:19,059
It's one of those things that every podcaster asks for.

640
00:30:19,700 --> 00:30:22,740
And when you're just doing the podcast day in and day out,

641
00:30:22,740 --> 00:30:26,099
you're recording, you don't hear from anybody necessarily every day,

642
00:30:26,819 --> 00:30:31,779
editing late nights, you forget that there are people at the end of the earphones.

643
00:30:31,779 --> 00:30:33,700
Yeah, are people even listening to this right now?

644
00:30:34,180 --> 00:30:42,660
But when you receive just a whole bunch of really great reviews,

645
00:30:42,660 --> 00:30:44,900
it just, again, very self-serving.

646
00:30:44,900 --> 00:30:51,299
But it just reminds us how good we got it that we have such great listeners like you.

647
00:30:52,740 --> 00:30:56,579
And if you have reviewed us, we encourage you to review other podcasts that you enjoy

648
00:30:56,579 --> 00:30:58,740
because they love to hear it too.

649
00:30:58,740 --> 00:31:00,980
I can pretty much guarantee it unless they're one of those

650
00:31:00,980 --> 00:31:03,140
podcasts that just don't like good news.

651
00:31:03,140 --> 00:31:04,019
Which I don't believe.

652
00:31:04,019 --> 00:31:09,539
Because as a podcast, as people who don't have bosses, you're like our bosses.

653
00:31:10,180 --> 00:31:12,019
And this is like a performance review.

654
00:31:12,579 --> 00:31:15,539
And we like a performance review.

655
00:31:15,539 --> 00:31:16,579
We want to know how we're doing.

656
00:31:16,579 --> 00:31:18,579
Who doesn't like to be told they're doing a good job?

657
00:31:18,579 --> 00:31:19,059
Keep it up.

658
00:31:19,059 --> 00:31:22,099
A little slap on the back, a little pat on the shoulder,

659
00:31:22,100 --> 00:31:23,060
a little rub of the thigh.

660
00:31:24,900 --> 00:31:25,620
Not quite that.

661
00:31:25,620 --> 00:31:29,140
But we just want to say congratulations to Captain Mike.

662
00:31:29,140 --> 00:31:34,100
He's not only one of our patrons, but he's an avid subscriber and great reviewer.

663
00:31:34,100 --> 00:31:35,220
He's a super stand up guy.

664
00:31:35,220 --> 00:31:41,300
And also Joe, who left us a wonderful review and showed us that he was subscribed as well.

665
00:31:41,300 --> 00:31:44,020
Both of them have received or have been sent.

666
00:31:44,020 --> 00:31:46,660
I fired him off in the mail the other day there.

667
00:31:46,660 --> 00:31:50,260
Merry Christmas to you guys or happy Hanukkah or crazy quanta.

668
00:31:50,339 --> 00:31:52,819
Hopefully it gets to you quickly with that holiday mail.

669
00:31:53,379 --> 00:31:57,539
But they have received their copies or will be receiving their copies of Baldur's Gate.

670
00:31:57,539 --> 00:31:58,500
Sent into Avernus.

671
00:31:58,500 --> 00:32:00,900
And now we're going to read some of those reviews that were left for us.

672
00:32:01,940 --> 00:32:05,539
Again, just to say thank you that you have said these things.

673
00:32:06,099 --> 00:32:07,700
Great irreverent fun.

674
00:32:07,700 --> 00:32:11,220
Listening to the cast riff on each other and the story unfolding in unusual ways

675
00:32:11,220 --> 00:32:13,379
is one of my podcast listening highlights.

676
00:32:13,379 --> 00:32:14,180
Great stuff.

677
00:32:14,180 --> 00:32:16,579
The cast is friendly, the story and characters are engaging,

678
00:32:16,579 --> 00:32:18,740
and there are some truly heart wrenching moments.

679
00:32:18,740 --> 00:32:20,660
Definitely worth a listen.

680
00:32:20,660 --> 00:32:24,980
And that was Skeptical Okie on Apple Podcasts.

681
00:32:24,980 --> 00:32:26,019
Thank you, Skeptical Okie.

682
00:32:26,019 --> 00:32:29,779
I love someone with the name of Skeptical who then goes ahead and says nice things.

683
00:32:29,779 --> 00:32:30,819
Because you know what?

684
00:32:30,819 --> 00:32:33,700
I don't like maybe that doesn't happen very often.

685
00:32:33,700 --> 00:32:34,660
Super skeptical.

686
00:32:35,380 --> 00:32:36,259
Can I read one?

687
00:32:36,259 --> 00:32:37,140
Yes, please do.

688
00:32:37,140 --> 00:32:37,620
Nice.

689
00:32:37,620 --> 00:32:40,579
Okay, this one's titled, I can't even with these people.

690
00:32:40,579 --> 00:32:44,019
These people have actually compelled me to start playing D&D.

691
00:32:44,019 --> 00:32:46,420
I guess I rolled low on my insight saving throw.

692
00:32:47,300 --> 00:32:51,539
Their witty banter and hilarious comments on life kept me listening,

693
00:32:51,539 --> 00:32:53,860
even during some of the slow episodes.

694
00:32:53,860 --> 00:32:58,019
If you pass up this opportunity to listen to them, you're just a doink.

695
00:32:58,820 --> 00:32:59,140
Edit.

696
00:32:59,779 --> 00:33:03,380
Their contests are amazing and aren't impossible to win.

697
00:33:04,259 --> 00:33:04,820
It's true.

698
00:33:05,460 --> 00:33:08,180
That is from Malkith via Apple Podcasts.

699
00:33:08,180 --> 00:33:09,220
Thank you, Malkith.

700
00:33:09,220 --> 00:33:10,420
I will keep it going here.

701
00:33:10,420 --> 00:33:13,539
This one amazing podcast, some would say life changing.

702
00:33:13,539 --> 00:33:16,899
That means they listen because I asked them to tell us how life changing we were.

703
00:33:18,019 --> 00:33:20,019
It goes on to say all in the title.

704
00:33:20,019 --> 00:33:24,019
Love the way Amy, Carla, and Tom get into the game and emerge you into the world.

705
00:33:24,019 --> 00:33:26,180
Russ is an amazing storyteller.

706
00:33:26,180 --> 00:33:28,819
This podcast makes me laugh out loud at work.

707
00:33:28,819 --> 00:33:33,619
Go become a patron so you don't miss out on the amazing extra content they create.

708
00:33:33,619 --> 00:33:37,460
That's from Nightshade77x via Apple Podcasts.

709
00:33:37,460 --> 00:33:38,099
Thank you.

710
00:33:39,299 --> 00:33:39,940
Yes, thank you.

711
00:33:39,940 --> 00:33:43,220
Speaking of that real quick, while Tom was away,

712
00:33:43,460 --> 00:33:48,740
Amy and Carla did play a game completely randomized and totally ridiculous.

713
00:33:49,380 --> 00:33:51,460
And that'll be Patreon bonus content soon.

714
00:33:51,460 --> 00:33:54,180
And it was a real hoot and Russ loved it.

715
00:33:54,180 --> 00:33:55,539
He loves it when it's just cream.

716
00:33:55,539 --> 00:33:56,579
It's so good.

717
00:33:56,579 --> 00:33:57,380
It's so good.

718
00:33:57,380 --> 00:34:00,579
And when we say random, we don't mean like just the random shit that we do.

719
00:34:00,579 --> 00:34:02,740
We mean like we didn't make decisions.

720
00:34:02,740 --> 00:34:03,940
We just rolled dice forever.

721
00:34:03,940 --> 00:34:05,140
Just rolled, baby.

722
00:34:05,140 --> 00:34:11,539
We let Lady Luck just like cast her wonderful charms upon us or not.

723
00:34:12,340 --> 00:34:15,059
I had no prep, very little prep.

724
00:34:15,059 --> 00:34:19,300
I basically just recycled prep from another game that I ran not too long ago and said,

725
00:34:19,300 --> 00:34:21,059
eh, make a character.

726
00:34:21,059 --> 00:34:22,739
And it turned out nothing like that.

727
00:34:22,739 --> 00:34:24,340
And boy did they.

728
00:34:24,340 --> 00:34:24,739
Yeah.

729
00:34:24,739 --> 00:34:32,420
Russ knows that he can just give Carla and I just even the basic, most basic idea maybe.

730
00:34:32,420 --> 00:34:34,980
And then we will be like, we've got this.

731
00:34:34,980 --> 00:34:38,019
I feel like you said cheekbones and then that was the whole game.

732
00:34:38,019 --> 00:34:38,820
I think that was it.

733
00:34:38,820 --> 00:34:41,300
I said I have amazing cheekbones.

734
00:34:41,300 --> 00:34:42,820
And then it began.

735
00:34:42,820 --> 00:34:43,539
That was it.

736
00:34:43,539 --> 00:34:45,780
So you have that to look forward to in January.

737
00:34:45,780 --> 00:34:47,220
It's going to be called cheekbones.

738
00:34:47,220 --> 00:34:48,580
No, it's not.

739
00:34:48,580 --> 00:34:51,380
It'll be called something because I already titled it.

740
00:34:52,019 --> 00:34:52,980
I don't remember.

741
00:34:52,980 --> 00:34:55,300
So now it's called cheekbones the saga.

742
00:34:55,300 --> 00:34:56,180
No prep ep.

743
00:34:57,700 --> 00:34:58,980
It rhymes.

744
00:34:58,980 --> 00:35:00,820
It's going to be called Mike placement, Amy.

745
00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:03,060
No prep ep.

746
00:35:04,019 --> 00:35:06,260
Suck on that poppin peas.

747
00:35:07,460 --> 00:35:08,980
Thank you all for leaving reviews.

748
00:35:08,980 --> 00:35:10,820
We'll be reading some more in the very near future.

749
00:35:11,300 --> 00:35:13,060
From people who have sent them to us.

750
00:35:13,060 --> 00:35:13,380
Thank you.

751
00:35:13,380 --> 00:35:13,700
Thank you.

752
00:35:13,700 --> 00:35:14,100
Thank you.

753
00:35:14,100 --> 00:35:17,940
If you haven't left a review and haven't subscribed, there's no contest right now,

754
00:35:17,940 --> 00:35:19,940
but we would really appreciate you doing so.

755
00:35:19,940 --> 00:35:24,580
And if you do, let us know because we'll say thank you and give you internet hugs

756
00:35:24,580 --> 00:35:26,100
because that's what we like to do too.

757
00:35:27,060 --> 00:35:28,660
OK, back to the episode.

758
00:35:28,660 --> 00:35:29,140
OK, bye.

759
00:35:37,380 --> 00:35:39,300
Welcome to Facing Fate.

760
00:35:39,860 --> 00:35:43,539
An anthological audio fiction actual play podcast.

761
00:35:44,500 --> 00:35:47,539
What does that mean outside of being amazing alliteration?

762
00:35:48,180 --> 00:35:51,460
Well, it means when you subscribe to Facing Fate,

763
00:35:51,460 --> 00:35:56,660
you will find two 10 episode seasons every year starting January 2020

764
00:35:56,660 --> 00:35:57,940
in the Facing Fate feed.

765
00:35:58,660 --> 00:36:01,140
Each season will take you through a different setting,

766
00:36:01,140 --> 00:36:04,500
different genre and different characters going through thrilling,

767
00:36:04,500 --> 00:36:07,140
exhilarating and maybe hilarious collaborative stories.

768
00:36:08,099 --> 00:36:10,259
I'm your game master, Russ More.

769
00:36:10,259 --> 00:36:14,500
And along with my friends, Amy More, Carla Maxted and Tom Laird,

770
00:36:14,500 --> 00:36:17,699
we will bring you along on a shared journey together.

771
00:36:17,699 --> 00:36:22,579
Season one of Facing Fate titled Lunacorp begins January 2020.

772
00:36:23,219 --> 00:36:28,900
Lunacorp is a sci-fi thriller placing you among the crew of a near future moon base

773
00:36:28,900 --> 00:36:30,980
mining for an alternate energy source.

774
00:36:31,779 --> 00:36:34,980
But the decisions and hasty thinking of mankind in this time

775
00:36:35,539 --> 00:36:38,420
place the crew and the world in danger.

776
00:36:39,380 --> 00:36:43,780
Subscribe to Facing Fate in your favorite podcast app to hear sneak peeks,

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Russ, did the zombies have any weapons or were they just like,

783
00:37:29,940 --> 00:37:31,460
They're just just zombies.

784
00:37:32,500 --> 00:37:33,220
Just like that.

785
00:37:33,220 --> 00:37:33,860
Yeah.

786
00:37:33,860 --> 00:37:35,059
Uh, right.

787
00:37:35,059 --> 00:37:35,380
Yeah.

788
00:37:36,019 --> 00:37:37,220
No, no weapons.

789
00:37:37,220 --> 00:37:40,500
I don't have any weapons yet, but I'm keeping my eyes peeled.

790
00:37:40,500 --> 00:37:44,340
So you just kind of come by and clock them in the face.

791
00:37:45,300 --> 00:37:46,740
You're just a punching machine.

792
00:37:46,740 --> 00:37:47,460
I'm a puncher.

793
00:37:47,460 --> 00:37:48,260
Force.

794
00:37:48,260 --> 00:37:48,740
Um, okay.

795
00:37:48,740 --> 00:37:49,780
You're flying towards Donnie.

796
00:37:49,780 --> 00:37:50,340
What are you doing?

797
00:37:50,340 --> 00:37:59,300
I'm on guac's back and as I, as we're approaching, because obviously we are very obvious, like I'm

798
00:37:59,300 --> 00:38:00,500
flying the same level.

799
00:38:00,500 --> 00:38:02,660
I start waving my hands in the air.

800
00:38:02,660 --> 00:38:08,019
Like I do very much care and I, and I'm like, Donnie, are you okay?

801
00:38:08,900 --> 00:38:14,340
You see, he's got very slow wings that kind of just punch him up and then he drops down.

802
00:38:14,340 --> 00:38:16,900
It's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

803
00:38:17,619 --> 00:38:20,900
I may have had more than one cow.

804
00:38:22,099 --> 00:38:22,900
And I'm kind of full.

805
00:38:22,900 --> 00:38:26,099
You're slow because you're, you're gluttonous.

806
00:38:26,099 --> 00:38:28,740
Because I ate a lot of food.

807
00:38:28,740 --> 00:38:30,420
They said I eat that guy.

808
00:38:30,420 --> 00:38:32,019
He said I could just go to town.

809
00:38:33,059 --> 00:38:37,700
Well, yeah, he wanted to recruit you for Orcus's undead army.

810
00:38:37,700 --> 00:38:39,460
Is Orcus the god of cows?

811
00:38:39,460 --> 00:38:39,780
No.

812
00:38:40,500 --> 00:38:42,260
Is Orcus the god of food?

813
00:38:42,260 --> 00:38:42,740
No.

814
00:38:42,740 --> 00:38:45,940
Is Orcus the god of all the things that are good?

815
00:38:45,940 --> 00:38:47,619
The undead part of this?

816
00:38:47,619 --> 00:38:49,139
I've got the meat sweats, babe.

817
00:38:49,139 --> 00:38:50,340
Dude, look down.

818
00:38:53,619 --> 00:38:55,220
It does feel right, doesn't it though?

819
00:38:56,659 --> 00:38:57,380
Look down.

820
00:38:58,019 --> 00:38:59,700
Look at what's happening in the streets.

821
00:38:59,700 --> 00:39:01,700
There's not, oh, look at that.

822
00:39:01,700 --> 00:39:02,019
Okay.

823
00:39:03,619 --> 00:39:04,340
What happened there?

824
00:39:04,340 --> 00:39:04,900
What'd you do?

825
00:39:06,099 --> 00:39:09,220
There were a nice group of people and now they're all.

826
00:39:09,220 --> 00:39:12,420
It was all, it was, it was all an illusion.

827
00:39:13,380 --> 00:39:18,740
Half of the population is just, you know, dead.

828
00:39:18,740 --> 00:39:23,300
Um, we don't really have a plan right now other than to get back to the horses.

829
00:39:23,300 --> 00:39:23,860
Okay.

830
00:39:23,860 --> 00:39:27,539
Uh, we've picked up, um, a big beefy dude as well.

831
00:39:27,539 --> 00:39:29,780
Like, like a cow?

832
00:39:29,780 --> 00:39:30,659
No, not like a cow.

833
00:39:30,659 --> 00:39:31,380
Can I eat it?

834
00:39:31,380 --> 00:39:33,139
Like you need to eat anything right now.

835
00:39:33,139 --> 00:39:34,420
Oh, I'm still kind of low.

836
00:39:34,420 --> 00:39:35,300
You can barely fly.

837
00:39:35,300 --> 00:39:36,019
Watch this.

838
00:39:36,019 --> 00:39:38,019
And he kind of shimmies back and forth.

839
00:39:38,019 --> 00:39:38,980
Made some room.

840
00:39:38,980 --> 00:39:40,180
Oh my god.

841
00:39:40,180 --> 00:39:41,380
You may have to carry him.

842
00:39:43,380 --> 00:39:43,880
Who?

843
00:39:44,420 --> 00:39:45,139
Our new dude.

844
00:39:46,420 --> 00:39:47,300
New dude?

845
00:39:47,300 --> 00:39:48,260
Is he naked too?

846
00:39:50,099 --> 00:39:54,980
No, I promise myself only one other naked adventurer.

847
00:39:54,980 --> 00:39:56,980
Flint fits the bill and that's it.

848
00:39:56,980 --> 00:39:58,260
Come on, let's fly back.

849
00:39:58,260 --> 00:40:00,820
So we fly back together as we have this conversation.

850
00:40:03,300 --> 00:40:04,579
Donnie's very slow.

851
00:40:04,579 --> 00:40:05,380
Oh god.

852
00:40:06,420 --> 00:40:08,980
Flint and beefy boy, you make it back to the tavern.

853
00:40:09,940 --> 00:40:13,860
Um, and you see zombies, uh, you see your horses.

854
00:40:13,860 --> 00:40:18,659
Clipclop and Tiny are getting dangerously close to a horde of zombies.

855
00:40:18,659 --> 00:40:19,860
They are trying to back away.

856
00:40:19,860 --> 00:40:21,139
The zombies are getting closer.

857
00:40:22,260 --> 00:40:22,760
Okay.

858
00:40:23,619 --> 00:40:27,059
Uh, have I noticed that my companion has no weapon?

859
00:40:29,059 --> 00:40:30,179
Make a notice check.

860
00:40:31,780 --> 00:40:33,699
Roll for noticing.

861
00:40:33,699 --> 00:40:36,900
You definitely know they're following you and know that they have,

862
00:40:36,900 --> 00:40:38,740
I don't know if you know that they don't have a weapon,

863
00:40:38,740 --> 00:40:42,340
but you know that they have punched zombies in face.

864
00:40:43,059 --> 00:40:46,420
And you, they were just broken out of a prison where you knew

865
00:40:46,420 --> 00:40:48,740
Lipsinki had all of her shit taken.

866
00:40:48,740 --> 00:40:49,240
Right?

867
00:40:49,860 --> 00:40:50,740
Okey dokey.

868
00:40:51,940 --> 00:40:56,579
Question about an item that is attuned to me.

869
00:40:56,579 --> 00:41:00,579
Am I able to loan it to someone else and it will still serve in like

870
00:41:00,579 --> 00:41:03,539
its primitive function without any of the bells and whistles?

871
00:41:03,539 --> 00:41:04,340
Yes.

872
00:41:04,340 --> 00:41:04,980
Okay.

873
00:41:04,980 --> 00:41:05,539
Perfect.

874
00:41:05,539 --> 00:41:07,860
No bells and whistles, but it, yeah, it'll be a weapon.

875
00:41:08,579 --> 00:41:08,980
Okay.

876
00:41:08,980 --> 00:41:10,259
I mean you also had a wagon.

877
00:41:10,259 --> 00:41:12,099
You guys could have had extra weapons in there.

878
00:41:12,099 --> 00:41:14,019
Don't want to give me one of your weapons.

879
00:41:14,019 --> 00:41:17,539
Well, I don't think we're at the wagon yet though.

880
00:41:18,900 --> 00:41:21,940
So noticing that my companion has no weapon

881
00:41:21,940 --> 00:41:25,059
because they've just been face punching their way through everything,

882
00:41:25,059 --> 00:41:26,820
which I admire by the way.

883
00:41:28,900 --> 00:41:30,900
I take my moist tongue long sword,

884
00:41:31,779 --> 00:41:34,579
flip it around and hand it over handle first

885
00:41:34,579 --> 00:41:35,699
and say you might need this.

886
00:41:36,659 --> 00:41:37,139
Thank you.

887
00:41:38,099 --> 00:41:39,139
I'll make good use of it.

888
00:41:40,340 --> 00:41:41,059
Perfect.

889
00:41:41,059 --> 00:41:46,900
And I turn my Rod of Lordly Might back into the double bladed

890
00:41:46,900 --> 00:41:49,860
two handed axe that it deserves to be.

891
00:41:49,860 --> 00:41:50,340
Okay.

892
00:41:50,340 --> 00:41:54,819
Before you, you see six zombies and four skeletons.

893
00:41:56,579 --> 00:41:59,299
Most of which are getting near to the horses.

894
00:42:00,019 --> 00:42:03,779
I think we're going to enter initiative at this point.

895
00:42:04,900 --> 00:42:08,420
You can roll for initiative as well depending on where you roll.

896
00:42:12,579 --> 00:42:13,299
16.

897
00:42:14,980 --> 00:42:16,179
That was more than 10, you guys.

898
00:42:17,940 --> 00:42:19,059
It really is.

899
00:42:19,059 --> 00:42:19,539
Six more.

900
00:42:21,460 --> 00:42:22,179
12.

901
00:42:24,340 --> 00:42:24,659
Seven.

902
00:42:26,179 --> 00:42:29,139
And would you say six zombies and how many skeletos?

903
00:42:29,860 --> 00:42:31,299
Six and I think I said four.

904
00:42:32,420 --> 00:42:34,179
Can Johnny and Guac roll as well?

905
00:42:34,819 --> 00:42:36,179
Should they just follow after me?

906
00:42:37,860 --> 00:42:40,099
That's, yeah, roll.

907
00:42:40,099 --> 00:42:42,340
Well, Guac will follow after you roll for Donnie.

908
00:42:44,340 --> 00:42:46,340
Well, Donnie only rolled a three.

909
00:42:46,340 --> 00:42:46,840
Jesus.

910
00:42:48,579 --> 00:42:51,539
Okay, so the zombies and skeletons are up before both of you.

911
00:42:52,819 --> 00:42:59,460
They're just going to continue walking toward or shambling towards the horses.

912
00:43:00,819 --> 00:43:03,779
The zombies are going to make it to the horses.

913
00:43:04,579 --> 00:43:07,380
That's fine.

914
00:43:08,420 --> 00:43:09,940
Horses have a lot of stats, right?

915
00:43:11,139 --> 00:43:11,860
They're strong.

916
00:43:11,860 --> 00:43:14,019
They're large muscular animals.

917
00:43:14,019 --> 00:43:14,500
That's true.

918
00:43:14,500 --> 00:43:15,619
One of them is giant.

919
00:43:16,500 --> 00:43:24,099
Well, the giant one, tiny, is going to take 12 bludgeoning damage from one of these zombies.

920
00:43:24,099 --> 00:43:26,420
Clip Clop is going to take six.

921
00:43:26,420 --> 00:43:26,819
Hold on.

922
00:43:26,819 --> 00:43:31,219
Are these, if these zombies scratch you or bite you, do you become a zombie too?

923
00:43:31,219 --> 00:43:32,980
I don't talk about that when everybody dies.

924
00:43:33,619 --> 00:43:34,099
Excuse me?

925
00:43:34,739 --> 00:43:35,299
You don't know.

926
00:43:36,500 --> 00:43:37,940
He said when everybody dies.

927
00:43:37,940 --> 00:43:38,579
What?

928
00:43:38,579 --> 00:43:39,699
Yeah, that is what he said.

929
00:43:39,699 --> 00:43:40,340
What?

930
00:43:40,340 --> 00:43:41,779
Did I say that out loud?

931
00:43:41,779 --> 00:43:43,699
I mean, hopefully he meant those bad guys.

932
00:43:44,819 --> 00:43:47,059
Yeah, all those bad guys.

933
00:43:47,059 --> 00:43:48,019
That is what he meant.

934
00:43:48,019 --> 00:43:49,539
He was talking to them, not us.

935
00:43:49,539 --> 00:43:52,099
Are there even bad guys who aren't zombies at this point?

936
00:43:52,819 --> 00:43:57,139
The skeletons are going to turn and they have bows in their hand

937
00:43:57,139 --> 00:44:00,900
and they are going to fire towards Flint and Beefy Boy.

938
00:44:01,700 --> 00:44:07,139
Flint, that's going to be a 22.

939
00:44:08,660 --> 00:44:12,579
And Beefy Boy, that's going to be a 23.

940
00:44:13,940 --> 00:44:14,579
I'll do it.

941
00:44:18,260 --> 00:44:20,660
And Flint, you're going to take five.

942
00:44:20,660 --> 00:44:27,059
Beefy Boy, you're going to take 10 piercing damage as arrows come fly towards you.

943
00:44:27,460 --> 00:44:31,779
And I'm going to only take two of that five damage, Russell.

944
00:44:31,779 --> 00:44:32,019
Okay.

945
00:44:32,820 --> 00:44:37,460
And then Thea, you're flying in and you are just coming over the building

946
00:44:37,460 --> 00:44:41,139
and you're seeing that these zombies are attacking your horses.

947
00:44:41,139 --> 00:44:45,380
Arrows are flying towards Flint and your new friend Beefy Boy.

948
00:44:47,380 --> 00:44:50,900
I mean, I feel like we just are going to call this character this now forever.

949
00:44:52,099 --> 00:44:55,699
Or at least until we accidentally let him die in some horrific way.

950
00:44:57,059 --> 00:44:58,259
How far out am I?

951
00:44:59,219 --> 00:45:01,699
You're coming over the nearest building.

952
00:45:01,699 --> 00:45:03,299
So you are on top of guac.

953
00:45:03,299 --> 00:45:08,179
So movement-wise, you could definitely make it to anywhere you need to be.

954
00:45:09,380 --> 00:45:15,380
I'm going to Eldritch Blast these sons of bitches.

955
00:45:16,019 --> 00:45:18,099
I'm going to do three beams and I'm going to...

956
00:45:19,860 --> 00:45:21,059
How many are on the horses?

957
00:45:22,820 --> 00:45:25,299
Six zombies between the two of them.

958
00:45:25,300 --> 00:45:25,940
My god.

959
00:45:26,500 --> 00:45:28,340
Okay, I'm going to do...

960
00:45:28,340 --> 00:45:29,940
I'm going to hit two of the zombies.

961
00:45:29,940 --> 00:45:33,300
One that's on Clip Clop and one that's on Tiny.

962
00:45:33,300 --> 00:45:35,780
And then I'm going to go for one of the skeletons.

963
00:45:37,140 --> 00:45:37,460
Okay.

964
00:45:39,380 --> 00:45:42,740
Okay, that's a 17 plus...

965
00:45:42,740 --> 00:45:43,300
26.

966
00:45:45,140 --> 00:45:45,700
25.

967
00:45:47,220 --> 00:45:48,340
And a 24.

968
00:45:48,340 --> 00:45:48,580
Okay.

969
00:45:49,220 --> 00:45:49,860
All four of those...

970
00:45:49,860 --> 00:45:52,100
You guys.

971
00:45:52,100 --> 00:45:52,900
Wow.

972
00:45:52,900 --> 00:45:53,300
Right?

973
00:45:55,300 --> 00:45:57,700
Someone's impressing Beefy Boy early on.

974
00:46:00,100 --> 00:46:01,220
Trying to make an impression.

975
00:46:02,180 --> 00:46:06,900
Okay, it is going to be one D10 force damage.

976
00:46:08,180 --> 00:46:09,539
So I will roll for that.

977
00:46:10,340 --> 00:46:10,900
Leslie.

978
00:46:12,340 --> 00:46:13,539
Well, that's only a one.

979
00:46:15,940 --> 00:46:17,140
The next one gets a three.

980
00:46:18,660 --> 00:46:20,500
And then one of them gets a five.

981
00:46:21,539 --> 00:46:22,900
Okay, got it.

982
00:46:24,500 --> 00:46:25,140
Flint.

983
00:46:25,139 --> 00:46:25,779
Nope.

984
00:46:25,779 --> 00:46:26,179
Nope.

985
00:46:26,739 --> 00:46:27,460
Gwak.

986
00:46:27,460 --> 00:46:28,099
Nope, yep.

987
00:46:31,219 --> 00:46:37,299
Okay, my giant owl is going to swoop down.

988
00:46:39,460 --> 00:46:44,819
And it's going to do slashing damage with its talons.

989
00:46:47,059 --> 00:46:47,539
Mm-hmm.

990
00:46:48,099 --> 00:46:48,339
Yep.

991
00:46:50,579 --> 00:46:53,059
Does the owl have large talons?

992
00:46:53,699 --> 00:46:55,380
It has large talons.

993
00:46:56,099 --> 00:46:59,139
It's a melee weapon attack with a plus three to hit.

994
00:47:01,219 --> 00:47:01,940
13.

995
00:47:02,980 --> 00:47:04,500
She's going to go for one of the...

996
00:47:05,460 --> 00:47:06,900
She's acting of her own accord.

997
00:47:07,699 --> 00:47:10,900
She's going to go for one of the zombies that's on Tiny.

998
00:47:10,900 --> 00:47:11,139
Okay.

999
00:47:11,139 --> 00:47:11,860
Because they bonded.

1000
00:47:11,860 --> 00:47:13,299
Giant owl, giant horse, yeah.

1001
00:47:13,940 --> 00:47:14,579
Just makes sense.

1002
00:47:15,940 --> 00:47:18,179
To hit, it's two D6 plus one.

1003
00:47:20,019 --> 00:47:22,659
Two plus one is three.

1004
00:47:22,739 --> 00:47:23,460
That's four.

1005
00:47:24,420 --> 00:47:25,619
Slashing damage.

1006
00:47:25,619 --> 00:47:26,579
So you rolled a hit?

1007
00:47:27,619 --> 00:47:27,859
Yeah.

1008
00:47:29,460 --> 00:47:30,019
Oh, no.

1009
00:47:32,019 --> 00:47:33,059
I didn't roll the hit.

1010
00:47:33,940 --> 00:47:34,899
I forgot about that.

1011
00:47:36,819 --> 00:47:37,319
Sorry.

1012
00:47:38,899 --> 00:47:39,779
17.

1013
00:47:39,779 --> 00:47:40,339
That will hit.

1014
00:47:41,379 --> 00:47:44,420
Well, I'm going to roll my thing again, then.

1015
00:47:44,420 --> 00:47:46,259
That's a one, just like it was before.

1016
00:47:47,139 --> 00:47:50,500
That's a four, so that's five plus one is six.

1017
00:47:50,500 --> 00:47:51,699
So that's slightly better.

1018
00:47:52,420 --> 00:47:54,740
Were you going for the same one that you hit or a different one?

1019
00:47:55,540 --> 00:47:56,820
One that's on Tiny.

1020
00:47:56,820 --> 00:47:57,460
So I don't know.

1021
00:47:57,460 --> 00:47:59,060
Probably one of the ones I hit, I guess.

1022
00:48:00,100 --> 00:48:01,540
Flint, you're up.

1023
00:48:01,540 --> 00:48:03,460
You got arrows flying towards you.

1024
00:48:03,460 --> 00:48:07,060
You see Thea and Guacamole come swooping in towards the...

1025
00:48:07,060 --> 00:48:07,780
To save the day.

1026
00:48:07,780 --> 00:48:08,420
Horses.

1027
00:48:10,900 --> 00:48:11,620
That's what you see.

1028
00:48:12,500 --> 00:48:14,820
How far away from the horses am I?

1029
00:48:16,020 --> 00:48:16,660
60 feet.

1030
00:48:17,860 --> 00:48:18,980
60 feet?

1031
00:48:19,860 --> 00:48:21,140
God damn it.

1032
00:48:21,219 --> 00:48:22,019
Come on, Russ.

1033
00:48:22,019 --> 00:48:22,819
So far.

1034
00:48:24,099 --> 00:48:26,420
I'm going to move as close...

1035
00:48:26,420 --> 00:48:26,980
Well, I did.

1036
00:48:26,980 --> 00:48:27,219
I did.

1037
00:48:27,219 --> 00:48:28,019
That's my bad.

1038
00:48:28,019 --> 00:48:32,019
I'm going to move as close as I can towards the horses, which is about halfway.

1039
00:48:33,539 --> 00:48:36,659
And in the meantime, I'm going to grab my Dwarven Thrower

1040
00:48:37,619 --> 00:48:41,379
and I'm going to throw it three goddamn times.

1041
00:48:41,379 --> 00:48:41,879
Oh, yeah.

1042
00:48:43,379 --> 00:48:46,179
This is like just a clump of zombies and skeletons.

1043
00:48:46,179 --> 00:48:49,139
He's got to take out multiples.

1044
00:48:49,940 --> 00:48:53,779
I'm going to go for the one that's on Clip Clop first.

1045
00:48:53,779 --> 00:48:54,259
Okay.

1046
00:48:54,259 --> 00:48:56,179
Provided I have a visual line of sight.

1047
00:48:56,179 --> 00:48:59,460
There are three, and yes, you would be able to hit any number of them.

1048
00:48:59,460 --> 00:48:59,960
Perfect.

1049
00:49:00,980 --> 00:49:01,460
All right.

1050
00:49:01,460 --> 00:49:04,179
First one is 19.

1051
00:49:04,980 --> 00:49:05,539
That will hit.

1052
00:49:06,500 --> 00:49:07,299
Perfect.

1053
00:49:07,299 --> 00:49:08,980
I'll give you AC here.

1054
00:49:08,980 --> 00:49:10,819
AC is going to be eight.

1055
00:49:11,619 --> 00:49:14,739
Oh, I can't roll bad enough unless it's a crit fail, then.

1056
00:49:14,739 --> 00:49:14,980
Okay.

1057
00:49:14,980 --> 00:49:16,980
Well, just make sure you don't roll a crit fail and you're good.

1058
00:49:16,980 --> 00:49:18,500
I'll just roll all three attacks in,

1059
00:49:18,500 --> 00:49:20,739
or would you like me to spread them out between people?

1060
00:49:20,739 --> 00:49:21,239
Okay.

1061
00:49:22,420 --> 00:49:24,340
Nope, that's not a crit fail.

1062
00:49:24,340 --> 00:49:25,699
And that one's not a crit fail.

1063
00:49:25,699 --> 00:49:28,659
And the best part is, too, I can re-roll crit fails when they happen.

1064
00:49:29,460 --> 00:49:30,900
So really, I can't miss.

1065
00:49:30,900 --> 00:49:31,940
You just can't lose.

1066
00:49:32,980 --> 00:49:33,480
Okay.

1067
00:49:34,260 --> 00:49:39,699
So that is going to be one D8 plus eight to every single thing that I've hit.

1068
00:49:40,340 --> 00:49:41,380
Are you going for this?

1069
00:49:41,380 --> 00:49:43,539
I guess you can kind of take it one at a time.

1070
00:49:43,539 --> 00:49:44,019
Yeah.

1071
00:49:44,019 --> 00:49:45,460
First one is the one on Clip Clop.

1072
00:49:45,460 --> 00:49:48,740
That's an 11 for damage.

1073
00:49:48,740 --> 00:49:50,820
Yeah, so it hits hard.

1074
00:49:52,820 --> 00:49:55,619
Blood splattering out, but it's still standing.

1075
00:49:55,619 --> 00:49:56,119
Okay.

1076
00:49:56,659 --> 00:49:57,780
Second one again for that one.

1077
00:49:57,780 --> 00:49:59,059
That's a 14.

1078
00:49:59,059 --> 00:50:00,179
And it drops.

1079
00:50:00,179 --> 00:50:03,699
Hits it in the head, which explodes all over the side of the horse.

1080
00:50:04,420 --> 00:50:04,920
Perfect.

1081
00:50:04,920 --> 00:50:08,500
The horse is like, oh, good God.

1082
00:50:08,500 --> 00:50:11,139
We'll go to one of the other ones that's on the horses.

1083
00:50:12,820 --> 00:50:14,260
And that is 13 damage.

1084
00:50:14,740 --> 00:50:22,660
Another one on Tiny Drops.

1085
00:50:26,660 --> 00:50:27,300
Perfect.

1086
00:50:27,300 --> 00:50:27,800
Okay.

1087
00:50:28,740 --> 00:50:29,620
Anything else?

1088
00:50:31,540 --> 00:50:36,500
I should also let Karla know the stats on that sword so that when she goes to use it,

1089
00:50:37,060 --> 00:50:38,820
she has accurate rolling abilities.

1090
00:50:38,820 --> 00:50:41,060
Probably a good idea, because this beefy boy's up next.

1091
00:50:41,620 --> 00:50:42,180
Yeah.

1092
00:50:42,259 --> 00:50:42,579
All right.

1093
00:50:42,579 --> 00:50:44,419
It is a plus five to hit.

1094
00:50:45,219 --> 00:50:48,579
And then, of course, whatever bonus you have with your character, add on to that.

1095
00:50:49,139 --> 00:50:51,859
And it's 2d6 damage-wise.

1096
00:50:51,859 --> 00:50:52,659
Okay.

1097
00:50:52,659 --> 00:50:57,699
So yeah, strength plus proficiency for hitting plus five.

1098
00:51:00,980 --> 00:51:01,539
Yes.

1099
00:51:01,539 --> 00:51:03,619
So probably like a plus 14.

1100
00:51:04,739 --> 00:51:05,779
And then just-

1101
00:51:05,779 --> 00:51:08,339
Strength plus proficiency bonus plus five?

1102
00:51:08,339 --> 00:51:08,839
Yeah.

1103
00:51:09,160 --> 00:51:10,280
Oh, okay.

1104
00:51:10,280 --> 00:51:15,960
And then your damage will be strength plus five, I think.

1105
00:51:17,880 --> 00:51:19,160
Maybe plus proficiency too.

1106
00:51:19,160 --> 00:51:19,660
Okay.

1107
00:51:20,039 --> 00:51:20,920
It's going to be a lot.

1108
00:51:22,840 --> 00:51:25,160
Well, except that I think I'm still 60 feet away.

1109
00:51:25,160 --> 00:51:28,760
So I'm just briskly walking there for the rest of my turn.

1110
00:51:29,720 --> 00:51:30,360
Good dash.

1111
00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:33,079
I don't know how many attacks you have.

1112
00:51:34,039 --> 00:51:35,160
I have many attacks.

1113
00:51:35,960 --> 00:51:38,440
So dash would take one action, which would get you there.

1114
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:39,640
Okay, great.

1115
00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:40,760
Then I'm going to dash.

1116
00:51:40,760 --> 00:51:41,260
Okay.

1117
00:51:41,960 --> 00:51:47,160
And then I'll use my nice borrowed sword my new best friend gave me.

1118
00:51:47,160 --> 00:51:49,559
And that is a 21.

1119
00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:52,280
So I'm going to say you're going to the skeletons,

1120
00:51:52,280 --> 00:51:54,840
which are first in if you're getting into melee.

1121
00:51:54,840 --> 00:51:55,480
Yep.

1122
00:51:55,480 --> 00:51:55,720
Yep.

1123
00:51:55,720 --> 00:51:58,120
And they have, I'll give you their AC.

1124
00:51:58,120 --> 00:51:59,240
Their AC is 13.

1125
00:51:59,960 --> 00:52:00,920
So that will definitely.

1126
00:52:01,640 --> 00:52:02,140
Okay.

1127
00:52:03,640 --> 00:52:08,600
So then you said 2d6, yeah?

1128
00:52:09,159 --> 00:52:09,719
Oh my God.

1129
00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:12,039
I rolled two ones.

1130
00:52:12,039 --> 00:52:13,239
So great.

1131
00:52:13,239 --> 00:52:16,519
But still two damage to one of them.

1132
00:52:17,559 --> 00:52:18,920
And then I'll attack again.

1133
00:52:18,920 --> 00:52:19,960
Plus five plus.

1134
00:52:19,960 --> 00:52:22,039
Yeah, you'll get plus five on top of that too.

1135
00:52:22,039 --> 00:52:22,679
Oh, okay.

1136
00:52:22,679 --> 00:52:23,400
Seven damage.

1137
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:25,639
Plus strength.

1138
00:52:28,199 --> 00:52:29,400
Is there any more pluses?

1139
00:52:30,360 --> 00:52:34,360
I mean, I said them all a couple of times, but plus strength plus five.

1140
00:52:34,360 --> 00:52:35,239
Sorry, I.

1141
00:52:35,239 --> 00:52:35,739
That's okay.

1142
00:52:35,740 --> 00:52:36,240
Right.

1143
00:52:37,740 --> 00:52:39,420
So plus nine.

1144
00:52:39,420 --> 00:52:40,620
So 11 damage.

1145
00:52:40,620 --> 00:52:41,120
All right.

1146
00:52:42,460 --> 00:52:44,300
One of them goes down.

1147
00:52:47,580 --> 00:52:47,980
Okay.

1148
00:52:47,980 --> 00:52:49,740
So then I'll use my other attack.

1149
00:52:49,740 --> 00:52:50,700
It's a nat 20.

1150
00:52:51,820 --> 00:52:52,700
Oh yeah it is.

1151
00:52:52,700 --> 00:52:53,740
So 46.

1152
00:52:55,260 --> 00:52:56,220
46?

1153
00:52:56,220 --> 00:52:56,720
46.

1154
00:52:58,540 --> 00:53:00,380
Plus five plus strength.

1155
00:53:00,380 --> 00:53:02,380
Plus strength.

1156
00:53:02,380 --> 00:53:08,140
So 10, 14, 19, 23.

1157
00:53:09,260 --> 00:53:11,019
This one is just obliterated.

1158
00:53:11,019 --> 00:53:13,500
Skeletons go flying everywhere.

1159
00:53:13,500 --> 00:53:15,500
Or skeleton goes flying everywhere.

1160
00:53:15,500 --> 00:53:16,860
Two skeletons are now down.

1161
00:53:17,420 --> 00:53:17,920
Donnie.

1162
00:53:19,099 --> 00:53:20,940
Oh God.

1163
00:53:22,539 --> 00:53:23,500
I don't know if I can.

1164
00:53:24,539 --> 00:53:26,059
What's happening over here guys?

1165
00:53:26,059 --> 00:53:27,500
You're supposed to wait a half hour.

1166
00:53:28,860 --> 00:53:29,360
Okay.

1167
00:53:30,079 --> 00:53:35,680
When when you guys clear out those horsies, I'm gonna I'm gonna blast them with fire.

1168
00:53:37,200 --> 00:53:37,700
Okay?

1169
00:53:39,840 --> 00:53:40,340
Okay.

1170
00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:44,480
Okay, I'm just gonna I can see some more coming so hurry up.

1171
00:53:47,120 --> 00:53:47,840
Are there any?

1172
00:53:50,880 --> 00:53:52,640
Any left in the way?

1173
00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:54,640
In the way of what?

1174
00:53:55,840 --> 00:53:58,880
No, I'm asking you if there are any left in the way.

1175
00:54:00,160 --> 00:54:00,660
Of the horses?

1176
00:54:00,660 --> 00:54:03,039
Zombies or skeletons?

1177
00:54:03,039 --> 00:54:04,320
There's two zombies.

1178
00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:07,039
Four zombies still left.

1179
00:54:07,039 --> 00:54:08,960
No, three zombies still left.

1180
00:54:09,920 --> 00:54:10,800
And two skeletons.

1181
00:54:12,640 --> 00:54:14,960
The zombies are right next to the horses, which is what he's saying.

1182
00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:17,120
Oh, okay.

1183
00:54:17,120 --> 00:54:20,400
Well, I mean the horses can take a turn here and try and move but.

1184
00:54:20,400 --> 00:54:21,840
They're in the middle of combat.

1185
00:54:21,840 --> 00:54:22,480
They're gonna get it.

1186
00:54:22,480 --> 00:54:22,980
Yeah.

1187
00:54:22,980 --> 00:54:23,840
No, don't move.

1188
00:54:23,840 --> 00:54:25,280
It's okay you guys are coming for you.

1189
00:54:25,280 --> 00:54:27,760
Okay, he's he's waiting to tell those moves.

1190
00:54:27,760 --> 00:54:29,520
So the zombies are going to take a turn.

1191
00:54:30,160 --> 00:54:31,920
I guess the horses could try and kick here.

1192
00:54:32,560 --> 00:54:33,680
I tried to look up.

1193
00:54:33,680 --> 00:54:35,120
Oh, oh, it's warhorse.

1194
00:54:35,840 --> 00:54:37,680
I was looking for giant.

1195
00:54:37,680 --> 00:54:40,320
Yeah, horses are going to try and hooves damage.

1196
00:54:40,320 --> 00:54:42,000
Yeah, hoove it.

1197
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:44,480
One will hit, the other will not.

1198
00:54:44,480 --> 00:54:47,280
So we'll say Tiny will hit, Clip Clop will not.

1199
00:54:47,920 --> 00:54:52,000
Tiny's gonna get 2d6 plus four bludgeoning damage.

1200
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:54,160
Oh, it sucks getting kicked by a horse.

1201
00:54:54,159 --> 00:55:00,239
Nine bludgeoning damage, which crushes the skull of one of the zombies on it.

1202
00:55:00,239 --> 00:55:02,239
Clip Clop is not so lucky.

1203
00:55:02,799 --> 00:55:04,399
Now it's the zombies' turns.

1204
00:55:07,679 --> 00:55:15,359
One will hit Tiny, the others will not hit Clip Clop.

1205
00:55:15,359 --> 00:55:19,839
So that's gonna be seven more damage on Tiny.

1206
00:55:20,559 --> 00:55:22,079
What are Tiny's stats?

1207
00:55:22,079 --> 00:55:24,960
So Tiny has 30 hit points.

1208
00:55:24,960 --> 00:55:26,639
He's taken 19 damage.

1209
00:55:26,639 --> 00:55:27,360
Oh, my baby.

1210
00:55:27,360 --> 00:55:29,920
Clip Clop has 19, he's taken six.

1211
00:55:30,719 --> 00:55:35,920
Skeletons draw their swords and move towards Beefy Boy.

1212
00:55:37,039 --> 00:55:39,039
That's going to probably not be very good.

1213
00:55:39,679 --> 00:55:40,960
17 is the highest.

1214
00:55:41,599 --> 00:55:42,099
Nope.

1215
00:55:43,519 --> 00:55:44,159
Then they miss.

1216
00:55:45,840 --> 00:55:49,840
Destruct with their friends being shattered all over the street.

1217
00:55:50,800 --> 00:55:54,079
They begin crying, or what you can presume is crying.

1218
00:55:55,200 --> 00:55:56,160
And it's Thea's turn.

1219
00:55:56,160 --> 00:55:57,440
Who knew they felt feelings?

1220
00:55:58,240 --> 00:55:58,960
Uh, okay.

1221
00:56:00,400 --> 00:56:02,480
Skeletons act as they would in real life.

1222
00:56:02,480 --> 00:56:03,519
Oh, fair enough.

1223
00:56:04,640 --> 00:56:10,720
Okay, um, I'm going to call Lightning.

1224
00:56:12,960 --> 00:56:18,079
Wait, one's on a horse and there are two skeletons?

1225
00:56:18,079 --> 00:56:19,280
On Beefy Boy.

1226
00:56:19,280 --> 00:56:20,720
Two skeletons on Beefy Boy.

1227
00:56:20,720 --> 00:56:21,760
One is on a horse.

1228
00:56:22,400 --> 00:56:23,760
Okay, never mind.

1229
00:56:23,760 --> 00:56:24,480
There's three of them.

1230
00:56:24,480 --> 00:56:26,240
I'm just going to fucking Eldritch Blast again.

1231
00:56:28,480 --> 00:56:29,200
Okay, here we go.

1232
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:30,480
Here we go.

1233
00:56:32,320 --> 00:56:35,040
That is 23.

1234
00:56:37,360 --> 00:56:38,960
And 25.

1235
00:56:40,480 --> 00:56:42,400
And 12.

1236
00:56:44,160 --> 00:56:44,720
Uh, all.

1237
00:56:44,720 --> 00:56:45,600
Such a drop off.

1238
00:56:45,600 --> 00:56:46,320
I know.

1239
00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:47,280
Which ones are you going for?

1240
00:56:47,280 --> 00:56:48,080
One on each?

1241
00:56:48,080 --> 00:56:48,580
Yes.

1242
00:56:50,240 --> 00:56:51,120
The...

1243
00:56:51,120 --> 00:56:55,680
So it was skeleton, skeleton, zombie.

1244
00:56:55,680 --> 00:56:56,880
Okay, yeah, y'all hit everybody.

1245
00:56:57,600 --> 00:56:58,100
Neat.

1246
00:56:59,040 --> 00:57:00,960
Okay, 1d10 forth.

1247
00:57:00,960 --> 00:57:01,600
Come on.

1248
00:57:01,600 --> 00:57:03,120
More than I got last time.

1249
00:57:06,080 --> 00:57:08,800
That's a 10 for a skeleton.

1250
00:57:11,040 --> 00:57:13,519
That's a 9 for the other skeleton.

1251
00:57:13,519 --> 00:57:14,640
For a Skela 9.

1252
00:57:14,640 --> 00:57:17,360
And that's another 10 for the zombie.

1253
00:57:18,079 --> 00:57:19,120
For the zombie.

1254
00:57:20,480 --> 00:57:21,120
10b.

1255
00:57:22,640 --> 00:57:24,800
You drop all three of those things.

1256
00:57:27,200 --> 00:57:27,700
Boom!

1257
00:57:28,559 --> 00:57:34,079
Eldritch Blast fly out, shattering bones and zombie icker.

1258
00:57:35,039 --> 00:57:37,680
I think I lost count, but I think there's one zombie left.

1259
00:57:37,680 --> 00:57:39,360
So it's Gwak's turn.

1260
00:57:40,160 --> 00:57:41,599
Gwak is going to go for that zombie.

1261
00:57:42,559 --> 00:57:44,720
Gwak is going to, like...

1262
00:57:44,720 --> 00:57:47,280
Pick it up, fly up in the air and then drop it 80 feet?

1263
00:57:48,079 --> 00:57:50,079
Oh, that's always a dramatic move.

1264
00:57:50,079 --> 00:57:50,579
Yeah.

1265
00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:53,360
Yeah, Gwak does that.

1266
00:57:53,360 --> 00:57:54,160
Make a strength check.

1267
00:57:58,160 --> 00:57:58,720
Plus one?

1268
00:58:02,079 --> 00:58:02,579
14.

1269
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:08,960
So Gwak kind of shrugs you off and drops you to the ground.

1270
00:58:08,960 --> 00:58:11,599
Oh, no, I had already hopped off of Gwak, I assume.

1271
00:58:11,599 --> 00:58:15,039
Because in order to do a Talon attack, I assume I'd be dead weight.

1272
00:58:15,039 --> 00:58:15,840
Okay, fair enough.

1273
00:58:15,840 --> 00:58:18,880
Anyways, so yeah, Gwak does go pick up this zombie.

1274
00:58:18,880 --> 00:58:19,840
Yeah, she dumps me.

1275
00:58:19,840 --> 00:58:20,320
There we go.

1276
00:58:20,960 --> 00:58:21,519
Looks better.

1277
00:58:22,480 --> 00:58:23,519
Gwak dumps you off.

1278
00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:26,480
You fall to the ground on your ass.

1279
00:58:26,480 --> 00:58:30,079
I was trying to make it all majestic as fuck and then he interrupted my story.

1280
00:58:30,079 --> 00:58:30,720
In a puddle.

1281
00:58:30,720 --> 00:58:32,480
You fell on your ass in a puddle.

1282
00:58:32,480 --> 00:58:33,120
I deserve it.

1283
00:58:33,120 --> 00:58:34,320
You got muddy shorts now.

1284
00:58:35,920 --> 00:58:39,440
And picks up this zombie and takes it high into the air

1285
00:58:39,440 --> 00:58:42,559
and see her take it forward a little bit and drop it.

1286
00:58:43,200 --> 00:58:44,720
And it's going to take...

1287
00:58:46,400 --> 00:58:49,039
It's going to splat into the ground.

1288
00:58:50,640 --> 00:58:51,519
Like a pancake.

1289
00:58:53,039 --> 00:58:54,320
Now there's zombie puddle.

1290
00:58:55,039 --> 00:59:00,000
As you are now out of combat and you see coming down the walk behind you,

1291
00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:04,320
the horde of zombies moving down the street towards you.

1292
00:59:05,200 --> 00:59:14,559
I run and I wrap my arms around Tiny and I cure wounds to her.

1293
00:59:16,079 --> 00:59:17,840
So she gets 1d8 plus 4.

1294
00:59:21,680 --> 00:59:21,920
10.

1295
00:59:22,880 --> 00:59:23,280
Great.

1296
00:59:23,280 --> 00:59:24,240
All right, you're out of combat.

1297
00:59:24,240 --> 00:59:24,720
What do you do?

1298
00:59:25,280 --> 00:59:26,640
Let's get the fuck out of here, you guys.

1299
00:59:28,559 --> 00:59:29,600
Yeah, it sounds like a plan.

1300
00:59:29,600 --> 00:59:30,160
Where do we go?

1301
00:59:31,519 --> 00:59:33,440
I'd suggest just away from here.

1302
00:59:33,440 --> 00:59:34,160
Just away?

1303
00:59:34,160 --> 00:59:35,039
Perfect.

1304
00:59:35,039 --> 00:59:36,240
Let's go back to Waterdeep.

1305
00:59:37,760 --> 00:59:39,039
Let's head back in that direction.

1306
00:59:39,039 --> 00:59:41,120
I think they need to know about this special...

1307
00:59:41,120 --> 00:59:41,440
What?

1308
00:59:42,079 --> 00:59:42,960
It's always Waterdeep.

1309
00:59:42,960 --> 00:59:44,160
It's always Waterdeep.

1310
00:59:44,160 --> 00:59:44,960
That's how I knew.

1311
00:59:46,160 --> 00:59:47,440
I think they need to know about this.

1312
00:59:48,559 --> 00:59:51,120
This is a lot more than just the three of us can do.

1313
00:59:52,160 --> 00:59:54,800
Yeah, there's like a whole death cult thing going on here.

1314
00:59:56,160 --> 00:59:58,800
The same tremors you felt down in the basement.

1315
00:59:58,800 --> 01:00:01,280
Now you can feel them where you stand.

1316
01:00:03,280 --> 01:00:05,039
Yeah, we're hopping on those horses.

1317
01:00:05,039 --> 01:00:06,079
I will take the owl.

1318
01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:15,039
Everybody hops in on the wagon and or is flying slowly behind you

1319
01:00:15,039 --> 01:00:21,360
and you peel out down the main road and get back on the main road out of Blackpool

1320
01:00:21,360 --> 01:00:29,599
which wraps around a black lake and you feel the tremors growing as you are leaving the town

1321
01:00:29,599 --> 01:00:36,480
and an explosion goes and you turn and look back and the city erupts

1322
01:00:36,480 --> 01:00:41,679
and then gets sucked back into the ground and is nothing but debris and rubble.

1323
01:00:42,400 --> 01:00:43,279
Oh, I yield now.

1324
01:00:43,280 --> 01:00:44,480
That kind of takes care of that.

1325
01:00:46,080 --> 01:00:47,760
I mean, we still got to tell people though.

1326
01:00:47,760 --> 01:00:50,160
This is this is a thing that's happening.

1327
01:00:50,160 --> 01:00:51,440
Yeah, no, no, totally.

1328
01:00:51,440 --> 01:00:59,519
But I mean, yeah.

1329
01:01:00,159 --> 01:01:15,920
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1330
01:01:15,920 --> 01:01:21,360
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1331
01:01:21,360 --> 01:01:23,759
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1332
01:01:23,759 --> 01:01:27,440
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01:01:27,440 --> 01:01:29,519
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01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:48,480
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1339
01:01:53,360 --> 01:01:56,880
I just thought you were like basically sleeper holding me.

1340
01:01:58,079 --> 01:02:02,800
Considering I'm like a foot taller than you two, awkward as fuck piggyback ride.

1341
01:02:03,440 --> 01:02:05,280
Both of you are starting down this hallway.

1342
01:02:06,880 --> 01:02:07,519
Burritos.

1343
01:02:11,760 --> 01:02:13,840
Tonight's enemy burritos.

1344
01:02:13,840 --> 01:02:16,720
How are you going to get through these monologues when you eat burritos?

1345
01:02:17,280 --> 01:02:19,519
Okay, you get out of here.

1346
01:02:22,320 --> 01:02:22,820
Thanks.

1347
01:02:24,079 --> 01:02:24,720
You run.

1348
01:02:24,720 --> 01:02:25,760
Russ, we get out of there.

1349
01:02:27,840 --> 01:02:29,360
How long does it take us to get out of here?

1350
01:02:31,519 --> 01:02:33,760
It's going to take forever because guess what?

1351
01:02:34,400 --> 01:02:35,599
You're all dead.

1352
01:02:35,599 --> 01:02:36,800
We wake up in the maze.

1353
01:02:38,559 --> 01:02:39,280
Boom.

1354
01:02:39,280 --> 01:02:44,400
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